"we’re not all like that!" yeah i know but if you weren’t like that you’d be doing something to make people like me safer instead of saying something to make people like you look better
when did this get popular?
Cosmo, you sexist piece of shit.
What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS
"Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace."
always stretch before you blog so that you don’t pull a muscle
After a long-fought battle in Australia, a python bested a crocodile and swallowed the reptile whole over a span of several hours in Queensland, Australia.
The snake reportedly fought the croc for five hours in Lake Moondarra. Winning the fight, the python constricted its prey to death. The estimated 10-foot snake then dragged the 3-foot croc ashore and proceeded to swallow it whole in front of a group of onlookers.
National Geographic identified the snake as an olive python and the croc as a Johnson’s crocodile, both of which are native to Australia. After its hefty meal, the python should be full for at least a month.
If there’s one thing I’ve learned from reading fanfiction, it’s that clear communication will save you at least three chapters of angst.